Dollars For Dung: Turn Heartbreak into Hilarity—Name a Poop After Your Ex!

Everyone has that one ex that is just stinkier than the rest, and lucky for you, we have the perfect way to enact your revenge this Valentine’s Day. For a minimum $5 donation, you can “name” a pile of animal dung after your ex! And while this may sound silly, your gift will have a serious impact on our animal care and conservation work! Those donating will receive a fun PDF certificate to commemorate their philanthropic vengeance. Please note: Your certificate will land in your inbox within 24 hours. It comes as a blank PDF — we don’t add the name for you. Print it out and proudly write in the lucky “honoree.”